"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
~W. C. Fields~ 

"An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness."
~Elbert Hubbard~

"I never heard of a person stumbling on something sitting down."
~Whitt N. Schultz~

"A gilded No is more satisfactory than a dry yes."
~Baltasar Gracian~

"Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor."
~Benjamin Franklin~